DR DAST BUYS A CAR

               By Kevin Hines

               DR. DAST, fiendish master criminal stands in a car lot. Next
               to him is SAL

                                   SAL
                         I see you're checking out our
                         Sonata. That's a nice car.

                                   DR. DAST
                         Yes. I'm curious about the options
                         available.

                                   SAL
                         Sure. You can get it with a
                         sunroof, navigation system, mud
                         guards, rear spoiler. You can also
                         get the whole car as a Hybrid,
                         which is very popular right now.

                                   DR. DAST
                         I see. What about oil slicks,
                         missile launchers, submarine mode,
                         ejector seats, turbo boost,
                         gladiator tire slicers, spiky road
                         coverings, laser headlights,
                         flamethrowers, rear flamethrowers,
                         helicopter mode, interior gassing
                         for intruders, exterior gassing for
                         passerbys, invisible mode,
                         camouflage, extra license plates,
                         glider wings, rear missile
                         launchers, grappling hook, missile
                         launcher evaders, force field
                         projectors, earth drills, time
                         traveling capabilities, smoke
                         screens, electric nets, roof
                         gatling gun, electric shock
                         emitters, or sharks in the trunk?

                                   SAL
                         No we don't offer that.

                                   DR. DAST
                         Do any of your cars have those
                         options.

                                   SAL
                         No.

                                   DR. DAST
                         Can you paint a big D on the hood?

                                   SAL
                         Yes.

                                   DR. DAST
                         Sold!

               DEAL!

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