Battle Axe of Time Travel

by Kevin Hines

Mich,

Since it has been 20 years since we last played, I figure Tarkin must have completed his Battle Axe of Time Travel (tm)!!!! Suspecting Big Kev of infinite evil-ness I will travel back into time to minutes after Big Kev's creator's birth and I will slay him! Chop chop, and all that stuff!

My actions will undoubtedly root out all evil from our realm. Without the evilness of Big Kev all the evil devils and demons have no one to help carry out their plans decide to pack up all their belongings and leave. The entire existence becomes a wonderful wonderland of goodness. Another days hard work complete!

Kevin