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News Bits for September 3, 2008

John McCain has chosen Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin as his running mate in his bid for President of the United States. He hopes the combined ticket of McCain/Palin will score better with the “creeped out by old people” demographic. New York State has begun monitoring obesity in their school systems, collecting summaries of BMI and […]

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Obama chooses Biden as running mate

Barack Obama has announced that Joe Biden would be his Vice Presidential Running Mate. The first people to learn of the news were alerted by Text Message, after they signed up for alerts via the Barack Obama Campaign website. The next people to learn were the other possible running mates, Governor Tim Kaine and Senator […]

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Chinese Government Excuses

Recently the Chinese Government competed in Olympic Gymnastic with underage girls. Although their passports claim they are 16 there are older articles that have been found reporting the girls to have been 13 months earlier. With the intent to build better international relations with China I offer up these excuses they can use to get […]

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Georgia claims Russians have cut country in half

The world watches on as Georgia has been effectively cut in half when Russia captured the main east to west highway located near the city of Gori. Georgian President, Mikhail Saakashvili, is outraged at the action, but Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has asked Georgia to relax and wait ensuring that after the initial shock […]

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Is this for real?

I have never heard of anything this insane. Ever! The below is from an AP article: Fox plans to broadcast an interview with O.J. Simpson in which the former football star discusses “how he would have committed” the slayings of his ex-wife and her friend, for which he was acquitted, the network said. The two-part […]

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write it like ripoff

So my friend Erik Tanouye has a blog where he comments (or writes humorous jokes) about news articles. Its really good (and linked over on the side of this site) and it makes me wish I was motivated to do the same thing. So slightly inspired by him I present this post where I comment […]

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  • Random Quote

    “I just think you hate this museum too much to be a tour guide.”