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Near Fight: Pick Pocket Deflection

I spent the spring semester of my Sophomore Year at Cornell studying in Hamburg, Germany (this would be 1995). This was, as you might expect, a lot of fun. I spent most of spring break in Spain with my friend Andy Shuler. On the final day of this trip we were in Madrid and were […]

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Near Fight: Lunch Room Accident

This happened at Broadview Junior High School while I was in 7th grade so we must be talking about 1987-1988. As a 13 year old I was at my most awkward. It was before I got contacts so I was still in glasses, but I already had braces on my teeth. My faces was speckled […]

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Near Fight: Bar Defender

A while back – I am thinking 2003 – I was out at a bar with a few friends of mine including Kevin Cragg and a college friend Mindy Magyar. I was up getting a round of drinks for everyone in our booth (this sounds more generous then it was, I think I was the […]

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Near Fight: Bathroom Brawl

It was June of 2001 and a bunch of my friends and I were at the Bull Moose Pub. Some of us needed to leave and go over to a little theater space (Freaks Local) to put on an improv show. Chris Gethard and I needed to stop off at the bathroom first. Someone was […]

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