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The Funniest Joke I Never Told

Nearly all the cafeterias at my college (Cornell University located in lovely Ithaca, NY) served ice cream. And it was ice cream made in Ithaca. Maybe even at Cornell (I think we had a Dairy Farm). The flavors that were offered changed daily. One day they were serving Superman ice cream. This caught the eye […]

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What did you think of my show?

I love jokes where someone is criticized for being too tall for something where height has no impact.

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He stopped listening

I hate any joke that uses Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret as a punchline

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Cannibals say this a lot

I hate the joke when ANYTHING is described as tasting like chicken

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Sequels

I hate the joke where the movie sequel is entitled: ANYTHING 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Please Stop Using This Cliche

Person 1: “Tell me the truth about something you have been hiding from me.” Person 2: “Here is the exact truth, I am finally telling you” Person 1: “Fine don’t tell me”

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  • Random Quote

    “So, one of our babies is the messiah, right?”