Tag Archives: Britney Spears

Chaotic Weddings, Videos, and Secret Notes

Previously on Chaotic: Britney and Kevin want people to know they are just like us, all they want is love. And to recap the last 4 episodes: They met, they fucked, the proposed. A lot of the clips shown in the previously portion are unfamiliar to me. Is that because they were not aired? Or […]

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Chaotic Romance

Previously on Chaotic: Britney told Kevin “I love you”. Kevin said nothing in return so Britney started acting angry and Kevin said he was going to leave. What I learned from episode 4 of Chaotic: Britney and Kevin I like the song Toxic. Uh-oh! Kevin didn’t leave. Long story short, he was bluffing and didn’t […]

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Hardened Chaos

Previously on Chaotic: Britney likes Kevin. It doesn’t seem last episode revealed much else. What I learned from episode 3 of CHAOTIC: Britney and Kevin: When Britney says she loves Kevin she means that she thought she might love him, but isn’t sure and that she would like to get some chips now. Kevin is […]

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Hello World!

Previously on Chaotic: Britney was lonely. Britney owned a camera. Britney meets Kevin and brings him to London so they can fuck. Britney is scared because she doesn’t know if he is the one! Currently on this blog: I can’t believe this show needs a Previously On… What I learned from episode 2 of CHAOTIC: […]

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Chaotic, but informative

Things I learned while watching Britney and Kevin: Chaotic The Kevin in the title refers to Kevin Federline, not me. Britney’s hairdresser, two of her dancers, and the hotel handyman don’t believe in marriage. But Felicia does! Felicia is Britney’s assistant (her friend, her everything) Britney’s lack of a relationship made her a Bitter Betty, […]

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    “I got beat up by that optometrist again.”