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Number 2 with Privacy

There is a guy on my floor in a wheelchair. He didn’t always work on this floor. When he arrived on the floor (a few months ago) my already unfufilling job became even more unenjoyable because now I can’t overcome my guilt to use the handicap bathroom. I miss taking craps in a private bathroom.

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How To Wash Your Hands For Dummies

Posted in my office’s bathroom are instructions on how to use the sensor activated faucets. Apparently you activate them by putting your hands below the faucet and not above the faucet.

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Auto Flush

The bathroom’s where I work are being converted to energy saving bathrooms. That means we now have auto- flush on the toilets. And we have sensors on the sink. And soon we will get hand-dryers in place of paper towel dispensers. I hate it all. First, every time I use a stall the toilet flushes […]

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My Sock has Flown

This weekend I flew a kite. I can’t remember the last time I even attempted to fly a kite – and I know for a fact that I have never flown one successfully. Well, I am not sure that has been changed, but I did have one of the most successful kite flights in my […]

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    “I never realized how much taller I was than you until I tried to lick you”