1. Rain X
This stuff is bottled magic. That’s right, it works by magic. Now don’t start talking to me about surface tension or molecular densities, or any of that science mumbo-jumbo unless you have seen Rain X in action. I know what I am talking about. I studied engineering and nothing in any books I had to read could explain this miracle substance.
After you clean your car you apply Rain X to your windshield. It is really easy to do (for instance I could do it). It leaves a film on your windshield that causes rain to bead up, instead of letting it streak along the glass. This stops the rain from impeding your vision. If it is lightly raining you don’t even need to use your windshield wipers. I don’t own a car anymore, but when I did I used this product all the time.
It’s like a rain force-field. That’s right a force-field. We are talking about something out of science fiction. Rain X is the first step to a global shield protecting our planet from Armageddon/Deep Impact like asteroids. It’s like the one used around the Death Star in Return of the Jedi, or the one used in Spaceballs. The daughter in the Incredibles uses a force field. Using Rain X makes your car work like a super-hero car. I am positive the Batmobile is coated with Rain X.
I wish this stuff would work on my glasses! If you have wipers that don’t work well you must get Rain X. If you hate being blinded during downpours then you must get Rain X. If you just want to use a chemical that would make Merlin, Edison, and Mr.Wizard all say “How does it do that?” then you must get Rain X.
Rain X. A magic force field and the #1 innovation of mankind!
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This list is awesome. I want to know the next 4 honorary mentions. And then a list of the top 50 other innovations. You wouldn’t even need to add a description.
Umm… I find it slightly odd that the greatest innovation of all time you no longer have a use for. I guess I always think of innovations as things that are useful to me, and this isn’t anymore. I’d stick with the razor or the lightbulb, but to each his own.
~Boots
Well Boots,
The Razor is an innovation that is only used by Men (so far…where is the Power Woman’s razor?) – so in a sense, more people need Rain X. Just not us carless folk. But I ride in cars. I wish every cab I ever took was using the power of Rain X to make my ride safer.
Are you saying I should stop using my Mach 3?
~Boots
I can’t believe television isn’t in your top 5! Seriously, would you rather have a lightbulb or television? Don’t even answer, I’m mentally changing your list.
While this list is all well and good, I would like to submit a formal request for you to watch and recap the new Bobby Brown show.