Chaotic, but informative

Things I learned while watching Britney and Kevin: Chaotic

  • The Kevin in the title refers to Kevin Federline, not me.
  • Britney’s hairdresser, two of her dancers, and the hotel handyman don’t believe in marriage. But Felicia does! Felicia is Britney’s assistant (her friend, her everything)
  • Britney’s lack of a relationship made her a Bitter Betty, but her dancers comforted her by being Bitter Betty’s with her. They back her up in more then just dancing!
  • Love is, like, the biggest mystery to Britney
  • Miguel is hard for Britney to pronounce
  • Britney has trouble figuring out the zoom at the start of the show. This camera is new to her. Now that is reality TV!
  • Britney asks, Can I handle her truth? I am not sure. But I will try.
  • Britney asks 9 people what their favorite sex position is, but they wouldn’t answer. She chastised them for not answering, but when they asked her, she also wouldn’t answer. They have such fun backstage!
  • Britney seems to enjoy taping herself making a pig nose.
  • Britney had her groove on when she met Kevin. Good thing. Imagine if she didn’t and they missed their chance at love?
  • When she met Kevin she noticed that he was unphased by anything. That is one of the things Brit looks for in guys! (other things she looks for: they should be cool. they have not seen much.)
  • Kevin informs Britney that Love is Love, and while he doesn’t believe in marriage, he believes you can get married.
  • Kevin also tells Britney that he things sex is better if you have feelings. Obviously this is the right answer as Britney exclaims COOL!
  • During a discussion about Eminem Britney comments that she thinks it is cool when guys complain about stuff that girls have done to them and/or their mothers.
  • Britney also mentions that she thinks within 5 years Brad Pitt will date some young girl. This was taped before Brad and Jen broke up!!! Britney might just be psychic!
  • After Britney and Kevin start having sex Britney is much better at the zoom function. I guess she had trouble with the electronics when she was so sexually frustrated.
  • Britney also informs everyone how many times she had sex. They are all happy for her. Britney is also happy for Britney.

Next week it looks like Mo the security guard has issues with Kevin. I don’t blame Mo, as Kevin continues to wear Yankees hats and shirts. I would have trouble with that!

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3 Comments

  1. Are you serious?
    Posted 5/25/2005 at 8:19 pm | Permalink

    Old man, you may have DVR but that is NO excuse for watching this show. I have lost all faith in your television-watching taste. Please tell me it won’t happen again.
    With respect,
    ~Boots

  2. Natasha
    Posted 6/7/2005 at 8:58 am | Permalink

    You have made this show sound more interesting than any of the promos. I almost want to watch it, but I’d rather hear your recap. Please recap again.

  3. Kevin
    Posted 6/7/2005 at 11:18 am | Permalink

    Trust the promos. This show is horrible. I just have a sick fascination with it.

    I have two episodes saved on my DVR (With a new one airing tonight) so I am falling behind! I plan on watching at least one today and recapping it – so stay tuned!

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