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This Friday (at 10:30pm) I am in a show, entitled “KEVIN HINES AND THE SWEATSHIRT OF MYSTERIES!”
In it, I play Kevin Hines, who gets dumped, but then gets swept up in the slightly magical journey through Times Square, Subways, and Drag Bars. It’s…

This commercial terrifies me.
I suppose I should just be pleased that ABC still airs some of the Charlie Brown specials despite them not featuring computer animation, Shrek, or farts. But do they have to advertise it with Charlie Brown (sorry, Charlie …

I have no idea who sent me this image. It showed up anonymously without a message. Spam-like! I stupidly clicked on the link anyway and was rewarded.
I love this picture!

Is there a theme for tumblr that gives posts a bit more width? Check out that last post I did, where it wasn’t even wide enough for a Peanuts strip! Any advice internet?

The Brothers Hines did a show this past Friday at Marymount Manhattan College where I made a reference to the Musicians of Bremen and not only did the audience grow silent and confused but Will was even stymied. And he seems to know everything!This fol…

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Adorable sleepy kitty.

For those of you that wish I posted more pictures of my cat, you should follow Cat Kemp’s tumblr. She claims she will occasionally post other things, but I would wager it will be heavy in Parker pictures. Of…

So for National Sketch Writing Month I fell way behind, but was hit with an urge to still finish the month with 30 sketches. Which meant last night around midnight I started writing. I wrote 6 sketches. And then I wrote 2 more when I got up. Then I wen…

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I shit you not, this is the best razor on the market.

I hate shaving, but I hate my beard even more, so I’m always interested in ways to make shaving less of a chore.
Like most things you do in a ba…

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farlizzle:

Thanks to comedy’s Ron Babcock for giving me the strength I need to complete this, my life’s work.

Rarely is my mind blown like it was last night. Eating cupcakes this way is so much more manageable and evenly d…

Hey internet. Do you remember this guy?
http://www.kevhines.com/media/Parker_content.JPG
He looks pretty happy, right? Well he usually is, but he went through a couple of rough weeks.
About a month ago Cat and I went away for a long weekend. When we re…